#NewPhone #NewShirt #henna #skull #feathers #s4
Clean it up with orbit
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
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She’s not exactly my “friend” so I don’t NEED to be following her, but when she’s around, she’s super sweet.. So I feel bad Unfollowing her. Anyhow, she Fucking irritating. All her posts are ecards like “can someone tell this homewrecking bitch that wanna swoop on my baby daddy and be me, that nobody likes her!?” And I’m sitting here like “nigga, you ain’t dat cute, ya baby daddy busted, n I highly doubt there’s another bitch stalkin ya ig n whishin dey was you” yea, that’s exactly what goes through my head. So, now this chick is pregnant and wants to name her daughter the knock off version of my daughters name. (My daughters name is Leilah Rae, and she wants to name her daughter Lylah Ray) gurrrrrrrllllllllll STAHP! like, hi! How many times have you been around us? It’s not like you don’t know my kids name! It’s not like I’ve only seen you once in my life and you had absolutely no clue about it! YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MY DAUGHTERS DAD! you are FRIENDS with him. YOU see my pictures! YOU KNOW my daughters name!!! Like, No! I can’t even.. Ugh.. So ya.. I’m probably going to unfollow her. :)
I hate when pussy that used to be mine ain’t mine no more. Even if I don’t want it.
It’s like as a kid when you didn’t really care about your toys until someone else started playing with it and enjoying it. And you’re like… wait a minute.. that’s mine and I want to play with it now.
Either I’m playing with the toy or it sits there collecting dust. Nobody else needs to be playing with it.
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whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe